thelittleturtleduck:

doctoroket:

kakarikovillage:

the snack that smiles back

children

what is wrong with this website

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royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

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sodamnrelatable:

“Tell us more about it Teacher, it’s so fucking interesting”

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atalossforagoodurl:

houseofwolff:

yugoswagic:

hot guy at target bagging my bra

fuck hes hot

You should’ve been like “You can take it off me later big boy ;)” 

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@justinbieber: Relax

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tyleroakley:

MY EMOTIONS.

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@justinbieber: Beers in the jungle

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sht-wentz:

if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me

and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces

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apatheticghost:

my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”

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